Binman Ben, Binman Ben
Collects your bags of rubbish and then
He puts them in his van, Diesel Dan
Papers, bottles and pots and pans
Broken spades, loads of favourite
Recycled things that won’t degrade
You want to be green
to keep the world clean
Vote for Bin man Ben
As he was driving down the road
He passed old Mrs. Brown
He pulled onto the bypass
and nearly lumped around cos’
Mrs. Brown was close behind
She ran with all her heart, She said,
“For goodness sake slow down,
Me toe’s caught on your cart”
Repeat chorus
As Ben drove past the funeral shop
He bumped into Fred’s hearse
The coffin slid out of the back as Ben
Went into reverse
The lid came off, old Fred fell out
And jumped up with a leap
He said “Thank gawd you found me Ben
I climbed in for a sleep”
Repeat chorus
As Ben drove past a cow field
He saw young farmer Jed
As he sat in the cow pat
With one stuck on his head
Ben called out “What’s up then mate”
Jed answered as he sat
“I tried on twenty four of these
and still can’t find me hat”.
Repeat chorus
Repeat chorus
